school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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