i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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