i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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