i would punch a child for taco bell
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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