I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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