I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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