yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
