You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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