things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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