Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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