so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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