no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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