his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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