did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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