you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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