Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
