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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
