No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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