Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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