one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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