Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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