I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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