I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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