??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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