Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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