Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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