I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't think brook has ever known best
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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