I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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