I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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