She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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