If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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