I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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