Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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