sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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