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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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