Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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