The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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