That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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