My sheets look like a crime scene.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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