I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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