The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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