you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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