do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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