why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
