i permit you to call me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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