I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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