your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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