I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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