Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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