butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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