I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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