I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Actions speak louder than pants.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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