Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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