4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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