i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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