I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
No more Irish car bombs ever.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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