big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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