Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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