Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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